give jake a hand job day

on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.

i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.

by best rust player in the school May 5, 2023

giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013

National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head

Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head

by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022

Just gotta give the dog a kong

Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.

I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.

by Tyler-Leach June 15, 2022

never gonna give uwu up

Never gonna give you up!

Never gonna give uwu up
Never gonna let uwu down
Never gonna run around and desert uwu

by quello Quinn lol mew mew mew! July 11, 2022

Give your girl a hoodie day

Sept 6 is give a girl a hoodie day

It’s give your girl a hoodie day

by Simp hub September 6, 2021

I’ll give u a fire succ

Something you say to try to bribe someone to give you something or to get them to do something

UrbanDictionary Admin:Sorry, this isn’t a real definition.
Josh: I’ll give u a fire succ if you put this on the site anyways

by Dead A55 June 4, 2018