Matt went to a party and recieved a friend invite from everyone there. He accepts them all as he is a facebook floosy.
by Mcbeefy November 27, 2013
A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia
Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!
by lilg210 October 27, 2011
I'm live facebooking the Olympics.
by dirty microphone February 13, 2010
A person who is constantly on Facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they're feeling, or if the sky is still blue.... Done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook whore. Hence Facebook Whoredom
Suzie Rotten Crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red.....
With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'
With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'
by kurtakadirt July 28, 2011
Being logged in as another person on Facebook and commenting and updating like you're on your own account.
This can be very confusing and is not always done with malicious intent.
This can be very confusing and is not always done with malicious intent.
by raoul_duke12 May 15, 2010
When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.
In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse
by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017
A person who has very little education, is most likely dumb, who believes in all kinds of crazy conspiracies. They do the bulk of their "research" on Facebook and Youtube and hold for truth any crazy conspiracies that remotely agrees with their belief system.
Andrew: Yo what's up with that yee yee dude, his the dumbest trump supporter, he won't talk talking about QAnon?
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
Terrell: Lol, yeah, he's weak sauce, one of those crazy Facebook Scientists.
by Trevor45321 April 20, 2021