facebook kidfacer

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.

How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."

by icehause August 23, 2011

two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.

"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."

by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009

Facebook Terrorist

A particular person on Facebook that "blows up" your news feed.

Girl: "Will you please stop with all these notifications? You're blowing up my news feed!"

Other Girl: "I'm a Facebook Terrorist!"

by C-Swag September 26, 2011

facebook garbage

the posts that would be better left not posted, also known as TMI & dirty laundry. amusing at times, but not necessarily for human consumption.

"Looks like it's time to adjust my news feed settings, and take out the facebook garbage!"

by who's your mama November 9, 2014

Facebook Mum

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

facebook close

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.

I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.

by McAvalon February 27, 2017

shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009