Facebook slog

When a seriously bored individual spends hours doing nothing but looking through facebook, to the point of madness or suicide, whichever comes first.

X: "Have you seen Andy? I swear he's spent four hours on facebook! Hasn't he got better things to do?"
Y: "Oh you know how he is, probably just having another Facebook slog"

by Captain Capable July 12, 2011

Facebook gangsta

Someone who is badass hiding online in his moms basement.

That pussy is so Facebook gangsta. I hope he gets stomped out.

by Freemario October 4, 2018

Facebook Preacher

1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.

That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.

by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014

Facebook Bridging

The act of accessing facebook between two other websites everytime you surf the internet.

Dude i can't stop facebook bridging, i'm so addicted i can't go more than one website without checking for updates!

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by ChainsawEnema69 February 1, 2010

shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009

facebook close

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.

I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.

by McAvalon February 27, 2017

Facebook Neutral

The ideal state of a Facebook user. Doesn't comment too often, doesn't fight with people, doesn't like any pages, and most of all only posts a few status' so when they actually do post something it doesn't piss people off and they are actually interested. They mainly use Facebook to keep track of friends not to annoy them with their hour to hour schedule.

Person 1 Wow that status is so interesting
Person 2 Ya usually he is Facebook Neutral.

by Ddawg447 December 6, 2011