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dylan

a word used to describe someone, usually a male, who thinks he is swoll and a good partner for class projects, but actually is just a soi boi named andrew.
Stevie: "alright, looks like everyone is on time, except that dylan."
by DylanFanClub42069cooch November 2, 2018
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Dylan santalucia

a bald weak nigga who has no friends, dated Maddie Vandervort and wants to fuck gabby udasco.
Donate: yo is that kid getting beat up over there?

Drew: yeah hes pulling a dylan santalucia
by huddy is funny November 2, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is that one friend that is fun to hangout with but can get annoying. The squad usually hangs out at his house and his mom is super nice. Dylan can be a little creepy and is usually the pedo. Dylan is mentally retarded because all he does is play video games. He’s a virgin
You guys want to hangout at Dylan’s house?

Dylan’s Mom: what would you like to eat?
Dylan: *Doesn’t respond*
Friends: Ughh Dylan can decide

Dyaln: *chooses shitty restaurant that no one wants to eat at/one they ate at last time*
Friends: *cri in the inside*
by AaravBEAST November 5, 2018
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Dylan

Some kid who thinks they are the goat but in reality they are the equivalent to a dumpster. They tend to speak of the smoke but in reality provide none. Spends 100s of dollars on a trash game that nobody plays and also builds houses from his own bricks
My friend Dylan went 0-24 from 3 last night
by Dwight Howard December 12, 2018
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Dylan

the biggest bitch you'll ever meet total asshole and-he will die by eating gluten
dylans like bread
by My dick is the size of zion December 13, 2018
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Dylan McFagurson

Dylan McFagurson (the lumberjack) likes to chase little girls for their ponies.
by stormieclouds December 14, 2018
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Dylan

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand
He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan
by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018
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