douche bags

An Item that a woman uses to clean out her vaginia

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Douche Lord

Ruler of all that is douchey; a.k.a the male race

Wow. He hasn't called me back. What a douche lord.

by melcourt August 25, 2010

Douche nugget

someone who is a total ahole and doesnt seem to realize it

1.Nobody likes corey because he is a Douche nugget

or

2.Dude why are you being such a Douche nugget?

by mikey and brent October 21, 2008

flaming douche

the act of being a douche and pissing off everyone by telling them what to do

Kaan was a flaming douche when he got pissy and butt raped me on thursday

by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003

Douche Ball

a game played by people who act like a douche.

person 1: wow these guys love to play Douche Ball!

person 2: yep!

by CarmelitasLover May 11, 2010

douche stain

Variant of "douche bag", which is utterly played out. A douche stain is the gooey liquid spot left over on one's panties after a thorough douche. Therefore,if one is a douche stain they are a constant reminder of what a fucking moron they are.

"Look, that guy has one of those hanging ball sacs on the back of his truck."

"What a fucking douche stain."

by ArtemisTheThird March 24, 2009

Alpha Douche

The leader of an entourage of douches who is loyally followed despite his incompetent acts of incompetence.

Matt is the Alpha Douche of Caleb, Kyle and Chris

by llooop August 10, 2008