When you've woken up next to someone you shagged the night before, and they're so awful you'd rather chew your own arm off (like a dingo in a trap) than wake them up to leave.
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A derogatory term used for THAT kind of guy your friend is seeing. Generally, a Diego, although not actually named Diego, is a guy that is between 15 and 19, quite unattractive (although your friend seems to think he's the hottest person on earth), and probably offensive. He usually leaves your friend mentally destroyed after your friend interacts with the Diego in question. Often, a Diego can be found conducting "1.2 GPA activities" in his free time alongside skating.
"Guys, Harsa Martinez's ex-boyfriend was such a Diego. I heard that he cheated on his new girlfriend (who is copying Harsa's style because she wants to be her so bad) and texted Harsa again even though she vowed to not speak to him again. I think Harsa and Diego are lowkey soulmates though because they're both mentally ill. Whatever, I guess Harsa is gonna have some more lore to her now."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
"Ijbol. Harsa's losing the Idgaf War, I fear."
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Guy 1:hey my just showed my what clussy was
Guy 2: his name must’ve been Diego
Guy 1: yeah how’d you know?
Guy 2: he told me about that while drinking last night
Guy 2: his name must’ve been Diego
Guy 1: yeah how’d you know?
Guy 2: he told me about that while drinking last night
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Alek is my son
Suck my dick
"Diego will booty fuck you"
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