Beach postpartum depression 

When you leave a beach vacation and have to get back to the real world. First few days you have serious depression.

I can't get out of the bed today because I have beach postpartum depression.

Beach postpartum depression by Jellybean2oo3 June 16, 2016

yung crippling depression

A meme page currently at 60.7k followers that has a deep obsession with pugs, yung.crippling.depression post at least twice daily.

Me-Did you see yung crippling depression’s new post?

Freind- ya it was fire!

yung crippling depression by Dick lover 420 January 7, 2018

Year 8 depression 

When you’re in secondary school (mainly year 8) and you decide to be all “depressed” for absolutely no reason

“Everyone in my class has year 8 depression”

Year 8 depression by Your local legend October 20, 2019

Post Marvin Depression

When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.

"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."

Post Marvin Depression by Octofrie July 6, 2020

Dick wanker ballsack depression 

Jake Paul

It’s a wild dick wanker Ballsack depression

Dick wanker ballsack depression by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Teen Depression 

A fictional disease. The closest depression in a teen is called [angst].

This is Michelle. She is a teen who suffers teen depression. She has been depressed ever since her boyfriend of 6 hours broke up with her via text. She must have it so hard.

Teen Depression by FUCK LAMB OF GOD August 1, 2008

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder 

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.

"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder by AlgernonFTW September 21, 2011