crookabanger

Your whole crew can bang'er

We were just chillin lookin for a crookabanger so we could have some fun

by N Wagh July 22, 2008

crookedize

the act of making something crooked or not straight; the act of putting something out of place.

"Good! I have that shelf in there straight now!" . . . " okay, fine, I will crookedize it later!"

by Cathie Matel January 17, 2008

crookedem

to screw a girl so hard you make em crooked then you straighten them back out to crookedem again

me and girlfriend were at my house and we were in my room. i so pulled a crookedem on her

by the kid from out of town February 12, 2008

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016