New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020

i've cried

Me every single day.

"Wow, I've cried at least 10 times today!'

by llittlefroggyy January 24, 2021

Pulling a Cramer

When your underground child sex ring escapes and you have to take your white van and round them up

“Oh boy looks like the ice cream man is pulling a Cramer”

by Mattlarock2022 July 31, 2021

Milkshake With Extra Creme

When you cum on a girl’s tits and then lick and suck them.

Yesterday Sarah gave me a Milkshake with extra creme.

by fatford42 March 27, 2022

kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.

Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.

by thepulloutking June 2, 2022

La face creme

When a gets a females cum and rubs it on her face with his dick

She begged for an la face creme

by Rickybobby123456789 August 14, 2022

Elizabeth Arden Crème

A type of freudian dick crème.

When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.

by Gordo January 17, 2023