The act of getting hit in ones junk by a corn cob. The cob has been preferably nommed however an untouched cob is acceptable as well.
by ReZeroX June 22, 2008
Get the corn-cockedmug. by mlac August 8, 2010
Get the Corn hordemug. Corn containing mass amounts of dilly. Studies have shown that people who eat corn dilly are either idiots or losers of a dare.
by Resenex July 19, 2018
Get the Corn Dillymug. 
Any thing like or relating to the idea that if one gets baby corn on their mongolian bbq, most of it will roll away and you'll be left with only one piece. So you come up with the solution that you need an extreme amount of baby corn so even though most of it rolls away you will still have enough baby corn. But the person making it assumes you're some kind of freak for baby corn and doesn't let any of it roll away, so you have an extreme amount of baby corn still. (there is nooooooooooo happy medium)
Obvious: why do you have so much babycorn? Baby Corn Theory :/
Not So Obvious: Well i can either not talk to him at all or sing a romantic duet to him every morning. . . .baby corn theory
Not So Obvious: Well i can either not talk to him at all or sing a romantic duet to him every morning. . . .baby corn theory
by Brittany! December 22, 2007
Get the Baby Corn Theorymug. It's like saying suck my dick. Or ithe act of masturbating while your partner "plucks" your pubic hair to get an orgasm.
by kistamis August 19, 2009
Get the Shuck My Cornmug. When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.
by moneymoneydawg June 29, 2016
Get the jalapeño corn dogmug.