Chit clapping

Trapping a bear, then sticking a dildo in its ear while riding a unicorn and masturbating with a dill pickle on the third Monday of the month at 7:25 am.

So Aspen and I were chit clapping today when her man texted and wanted her to come home.

by Thefancypickle March 7, 2016

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Get the Chit clappingmug.

Clapped

Clapped is someone that is beyond ugly to the point where you want to gag looking at them

Example: jesus christ did u just see Prasanna, cunt was so clapped i vomited in my mouth

by jada loser January 29, 2023

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Clap Cock

When you snipe some one with your fat cock in face.

Brian was tight at Mario and told him to Clap Cock.

by Yerr21 August 19, 2018

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Get the Clap Cockmug.

Clap

A derogatory term for Asians

"Oh no look at that clap over there"

by Truthteller123455 September 7, 2018

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Get the Clapmug.

A phrase used when wanting to signal to another person you wish to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Popularised after the large number of couples which got together during the ‘Clap for Carers’ campaign during the UK lockdown. Similar to Netflix and chill but with the added thrill of the possibility you all die of covid-19.

Sophie: “Is that your sister that visited?”
Bez: “Nah it’s the new missus”
Sophie: “How did you meet?”
Bez: “I asked if she wanted to Clap for Carers and she came in and I gave it to her up the wrongun”
Sophie: “Is that why you’re struggling to breathe now?”
Bez: *cough*

by ReferToMedics May 28, 2020

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