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Christmas asshole

It means your an asshole every other day besides Christmas
You such an Christmas asshole
by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020
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Christmas Coochie

When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
"Dude, did you hear that girl at the party had a Christmas Coochie? It was rank!"
by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019
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white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022
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Christmas clap

On Christmas Eve you get together with another special someone. You then wake up on Christmas Day and something just ain’t right. Surprisingly you find out you have acquired the “ Christmas clap.”
Dayum Shaunita, you were with Kwantrell last night. I’m glad you made it for Christmas dinner. But don’t sit down at the dinner table with that Christmas clap.
by Dizzy Dycks December 25, 2023
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Sprinkled Christmas Cookie

Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
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Christmas

Christmas is that one holiday every person loves celebrating the birth of some nigga who is our “lord” (nah religion is a scam).Now Christmas is a time for giving which means every 11 year old asking fortnite skins now the kids that behave get presents while the bad kids get coal but this might not be true because every kid I know gets presants for Christmas.You may ask,who delivers the presents? Well santa claus of course! This fat somehow not diabetic man will deliver presants to all the good kids! While krampus fucks up the bad kids! Now every year you have to put up a tree with some dollarama ordaments on your tree do that fatass can come and eat all your cookies and milk!
It’s christmas morning Billy (age 8) wakes up his parents to open gifts!
Billy:Mommy,Daddy it’s christmas!
Dad:SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS
“Billy goes downstairs to see lots of presants under the tree!”
BillyYAY PRESANTS!!
“Billy opens up a presants to see”
BillyWhats this?
“Billy takes out the toy from the box”
“It’s coal!”
Billy WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“8 years later”
Billy(age 16) sleeps in on Christmas morning waking up to his parents by his bed”
DadWake up Billy! It’s christmas
BillyFUCK OFF
by Zewrp December 26, 2018
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gæs christmas musical

the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms
hey, have you seen the gæs christmas musical?
by otbadyson November 27, 2020
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