by Who_shall_be named October 6, 2020
Get the Christmas assholemug. When a woman wears leggings and sweat pants for the cold months of the year, leaving her with a sweaty, smelly Christmas Coochie. (Because December is in the middle of the cold season.) This is the time of year when most women leave their sweet bush to grow free and sweat as it pleases.
by CrackIsWackYo October 21, 2019
Get the Christmas Coochiemug. This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.
Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”
Or
Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
Or
Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!
by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022
Get the white Christmas logmug. On Christmas Eve you get together with another special someone. You then wake up on Christmas Day and something just ain’t right. Surprisingly you find out you have acquired the “ Christmas clap.”
Dayum Shaunita, you were with Kwantrell last night. I’m glad you made it for Christmas dinner. But don’t sit down at the dinner table with that Christmas clap.
by Dizzy Dycks December 25, 2023
Get the Christmas clapmug. Noun. What you call a woman after a man busts a nut on her face and immediately throws a handful of red and green sprinkles at her thus sticking to the semen icing.
Luckily the baking decorations were nearby so right when I shot a rope from her forehead to her chin I was able to turn the bitch into a Sprinkled Christmas Cookie.
by BuffaloDP December 21, 2022
Get the Sprinkled Christmas Cookiemug. Christmas is that one holiday every person loves celebrating the birth of some nigga who is our “lord” (nah religion is a scam).Now Christmas is a time for giving which means every 11 year old asking fortnite skins now the kids that behave get presents while the bad kids get coal but this might not be true because every kid I know gets presants for Christmas.You may ask,who delivers the presents? Well santa claus of course! This fat somehow not diabetic man will deliver presants to all the good kids! While krampus fucks up the bad kids! Now every year you have to put up a tree with some dollarama ordaments on your tree do that fatass can come and eat all your cookies and milk!
It’s christmas morning Billy (age 8) wakes up his parents to open gifts!
Billy:Mommy,Daddy it’s christmas!
Dad:SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS
“Billy goes downstairs to see lots of presants under the tree!”
BillyYAY PRESANTS!!
“Billy opens up a presants to see”
BillyWhats this?
“Billy takes out the toy from the box”
“It’s coal!”
Billy WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“8 years later”
Billy(age 16) sleeps in on Christmas morning waking up to his parents by his bed”
DadWake up Billy! It’s christmas
BillyFUCK OFF
Billy:Mommy,Daddy it’s christmas!
Dad:SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS
“Billy goes downstairs to see lots of presants under the tree!”
BillyYAY PRESANTS!!
“Billy opens up a presants to see”
BillyWhats this?
“Billy takes out the toy from the box”
“It’s coal!”
Billy WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“8 years later”
Billy(age 16) sleeps in on Christmas morning waking up to his parents by his bed”
DadWake up Billy! It’s christmas
BillyFUCK OFF
by Zewrp December 26, 2018
Get the Christmasmug. the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms
by otbadyson November 27, 2020
Get the gæs christmas musicalmug.