captain crunch hangover

You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.

Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.

OR

I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?

by SavvyRedhead July 25, 2015

twerk team captain

A white chick that thinks she can twerk better than a black chick

Look at beth she thinks shes the twerk team captain "YOU WHITE"

by Asol April 17, 2014

Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.

Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.

by Djish91 November 27, 2016

cheerleading co-captain

girl who is second-best to the real cheerleading captain. usually follows the captain around, and tries to have a higher part in the squad(even though shes not much better than the rest of the team)
*but sometimes they can also be very good cheerleaders, just too wanna-bee or too much of a follower to be an actual captain.

Person 1- Are you the captain of the cheerleading squad?
Co-captain- no, im the cheerleading co-captain
person 1- oh.

by fdsljfhoewu October 28, 2009

Captain Planet That Ho

When 5 men
for the (Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart)
Gangbang One Chick...

gangsta 1: What's you do this weekend ?
gangsta 2: Called this bitch up and me an da boy's, we Captain Planet That Ho...

gangsta 1: Damn, can I git dat bitch's numba?

by Stephen God February 5, 2008

Captain Ahab McGay

1.an insult used to describe a:
-douche bag
-asshole
-faggot
-an all around "fucker"

Shut the fuck up, Captain Ahab McGay!

by nickOlass June 23, 2006

dustirino captain leader

a gang that beats your gang. they ride around on their scooters & shoot gumballs at people. if you get them really angry the dustirinos will first chew the gumballs and then shoot them at them.

nina: shit whos that
caroline: EHMAGAHH ITS THE DUSTIRINOS
nina: theres the dustirino captain leader
caroline: oh naahhh there chewing gum !
nina: RUN BITCHES RUN

by carolinew April 9, 2008