Christmas Crazy

Sugar, candy and presents fuel this rage of greed. Christmas crazy usually starts from the time one wakes up on Christmas morning and begins opening their stockings and eating candy but symptoms have been known to manifest in some subjects all year round. Known symptoms are; apathy, greed, selfishness and hyperactivity. Not subject to only human victims.

Hey, why is your cat acting psycho and climbing up through the middle of you Christmas tree?

I don't know, he must be Christmas crazy.

by Satori55 December 12, 2010

Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010

Christmas Clownsuit

The name given to the ragtag ensemble outfit that results from wearing some or all of the clothing you were given for Christmas.

Let's see, we've got a lurid green T-Shirt, a bright red jacket, some black denim jeans and a pair of bright white sneakers.

Yea, that's a Christmas clownsuit all right.

by Psychemaster December 25, 2010

Christmas Crasher

A person who is not Christian and who normally does NOT celebrate Christmas, but yet enjoys the holiday of Christmas, gets the day off, goes to Christmas parties, enjoys eggnog, sings Christmas songs and hangs out with his/her Christian friends around the Christmas tree and even receives gifts from Santa.

I'm a Jew, but yet I'm a Christmas Crasher because I love to go to my buddie's Christmas party, drink lots of spiked egg nog, get gifts under the tree, sing Christmas carols and enjoy the day off from work!

by annieoakley December 27, 2010

Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 21, 2010

knuckles christmas

When a girl you like, is fucken with your feelings

w0w christina is totally fucken up wit knuckles christmas

by just guess who May 9, 2006

Christmas offense

A few words, said on Christmas Day, that depict sacrilegious reference to Christmas.

Big guy: "Why are you celebrating Christmas as Jesus's birthday?"
Little guy: "Don't give me that Christmas offense, that's what Christmas is for!"

by Seshie January 11, 2009