When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.
by raff the real February 24, 2019

A bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. Similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.
Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. Instead of receiving a "coke", you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door knob. Its a very powerful jinx.
Brittney - Hey, whats up?
Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.
Brittney - Haha me too!
Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!
Brittney - What do I owe you?
Tom - ;)
Tom - Just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.
Brittney - Haha me too!
Tom - I'm calling bed jinx on that one!
Brittney - What do I owe you?
Tom - ;)
by Albert fitzgerald September 28, 2011

by LouLana August 31, 2022

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
by RichGirlLAvibe January 4, 2022

by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018

A common way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation possible, as in “in general”.
by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020
