Queen Alana

The most beautiful, radiant queen this world has ever seen. The sun rises when her eyes open, and goes down when the close. Her smile brings every breathing thing to a pause, in awe and her laugh has all people to their knees. Just a glimpse towards her can melt any frozen heart or have it skip a beat.

"Queen Alana is absolutely stunning, today."
"She is, every day."

by SlothfulSlothy February 7, 2023

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

Roy Alanis

An awesome guy the best you will ever meet he is most likely chubby but has a big heart and usually one other big thing *wink* he is vary nice and always has your back but is always a dumb ass no matter what

Person 1 : whos the fat guy

Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick

Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck

by Unofficialbestatnamingthings December 2, 2023

Jim Alan Dickson

The fuckin goat

Jim Alan Dickson: "I shat myself and it was gooey"
Person 2: "nigga is so cool"

by Fat Johnson June 10, 2024

Zander Alan Keheley

sexiest man ever

I love Zander Alan Keheley so much

by blahblahblaaaaa696969 January 12, 2025

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Stinky Alan

A stinky Alan is when a man puts his penis in an another man, but before climax the man pull out and then ejaculates into his own mouth and then spits it back into the other man's mouth

Me and Kirky done some stinky Alan

by Davey Dog 12938 March 19, 2025