Long Haired Square

A person who follows rules and most likely has long pubes. Not to be confused with a Pukey Pube Pusher

All that virgin does is follows the rules, she's definitely a Long Haired Square.

by dan_gleewang January 3, 2021

Square up on that ass

The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.

Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.

by Nrogers June 19, 2022

square-pancakes

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.

person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*

by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021

Square

To square someone is to leave them on read on Snapchat. You see the little red square when you do so

Byron: man, she didn't reply
Jay: bro, she squared you

by Rabbbb September 17, 2017

20 darah 4 square

the greatest gingo gets 4 square, while the wrinkly wrongdoer gets in 1 square, instead of shoe shine there is nut shine where if it hits your genitals you go into the middle, the dictator instead of the king decides to change one thing from the normal 4 square rules.

(person 1) yooo wanna play 20 darah 4 square
(person 2) sure man, but i am the best gingo so i call dictator

by doroth3likeschez May 14, 2025

Square

Being unchill asf. Square-like fasho.

“Patrick Flannery is definitely a square. Way too many corners”

by Braedon.rezai November 5, 2022

Square

1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

2. A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures.

Eric Lasley is such a fucking square

by Yournom July 14, 2017