Spunk Stick

A young man who thinks with only his penis. He may be attractive, however lacks mental faculties. (Derogatory)

That young man is nothing but a no good Spunk Stick!

by headcase360 March 28, 2010

Clown on a Stick

Noun. AKA Paleto Payasa.

A person who dates a man with so many red flags, it makes them a clown on a stick for doing so. Naturally, the stick to this clown being courtesy of the man in question.

Named after the Mexican marshmallow snack on a stick; Paleto Payasa.

"Ah, that stick seems to have found its clown."

"Before you tell me more about him, let's set the vibe. Do you want me to run to the store for some vodka and facepaint real quick? I hear some clown on a stick aspirations coming through."

by Your good dude, reporting live January 11, 2021

gossip stick

Cell phone, especially when perpetually attached to a woman's hand.

My wife's on the damn gossip stick again.

by YourMamaDontLiveHere January 22, 2011

A Fucking Stick

Something meant to look like a Hidden Immunity idol from Survivor. Made by Ozzy Lusth, taken by Jason Siska, and named by Eliza Orlin's iconic quote.

Eliza: DUDE, IT'S A FUCKING STICK!

by Birdyツ March 6, 2019

sissy stick

A shemale's erect cock.

"She rammed her sissy stick in my boy pussy."

by suckmeoffharder June 15, 2019

Cancer stick

Cigarettes

Hey, throw me one of those cancer sticks, I need a smoke.

by BongJhing May 12, 2016

Spud Sticks

Thin fried potatoes. Also as chips or French fries.

I'll get the burger and spud Sticks.

by PotatoAddict November 24, 2020