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Get the National girls say yes day mug.Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.
(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”
by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025
Get the Two Girls, One Cup mug.This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.
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Okay, the life of a fuck girl is easy. It's fun. But you can only be a fuck girl if your hot, if not, SUCKS FOR YOU your the girls that the fuck girls, aka me, bully. Lmao. Fuck girls usually have a lot of beef with other girls, they talk to alot of guys, and use current slang.
We usually fall for guys like us, aka fuck boys. And that's bad bc they just wanna fuck and leave. But the boys that actually care abt us, we don't give a shit abt. So yeah, we're pretty stupid. And I can say that BC I'm a fuck girl myself, so yeah.
Okay, the life of a fuck girl is easy. It's fun. But you can only be a fuck girl if your hot, if not, SUCKS FOR YOU your the girls that the fuck girls, aka me, bully. Lmao. Fuck girls usually have a lot of beef with other girls, they talk to alot of guys, and use current slang.
We usually fall for guys like us, aka fuck boys. And that's bad bc they just wanna fuck and leave. But the boys that actually care abt us, we don't give a shit abt. So yeah, we're pretty stupid. And I can say that BC I'm a fuck girl myself, so yeah.
Dylan: "How's stuff with you and Cassidy?”
Jacob: "Horrible, she fucking cheated on me with Ryan! The biggest fuck boy in school. She says she thinks she loves him. But I talked to him yesterday, he said he just wanted to 'Hit that ass'. He's a douche"
Dylan: "it's alright man"
Jacob: "No its not! I loved her!"
Dylan: "She's a fuck girl man, get over her"
Jacob: "Horrible, she fucking cheated on me with Ryan! The biggest fuck boy in school. She says she thinks she loves him. But I talked to him yesterday, he said he just wanted to 'Hit that ass'. He's a douche"
Dylan: "it's alright man"
Jacob: "No its not! I loved her!"
Dylan: "She's a fuck girl man, get over her"
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