A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
Get the STAT Girlmug. They are usually very friendly but a little shy at first, love movies and prefere a quite evening over a crazy one... Mess with her but not with her friends...She is very family driven! They are also very funny and good to to go to music concert with
by Giselle23345 July 11, 2020
Get the Denver girlmug. A girl who is sweet but just got out of a serious relationship with jerk and now she's been a jerk to him for everyone to see
by starr48 March 18, 2016
Get the dick's girlmug. by Matteo Suck me balls May 14, 2023
Get the Butt sex with girlsmug. A femcel term meaning a normal, rational and usually attractive woman, who is not a salty generalising misandrist.
It is a coping term that femcels love using because nobody wants to date them for their horrible behavior (i.e., Nobody picks them.)
It is a coping term that femcels love using because nobody wants to date them for their horrible behavior (i.e., Nobody picks them.)
Femcel: All men are bad, and I hate all men because none of them want to date me.
Pick me girl: That's not a nice thing to say, stop generalising all men.
Femcel: OMG you are putting women down, you are such a pick-me girl!!!
Pick me girl: That's not a nice thing to say, stop generalising all men.
Femcel: OMG you are putting women down, you are such a pick-me girl!!!
by Washington's Spoon February 6, 2025
Get the Pick me girlmug. Who is Candy girl? Candy girl is a gaming, pink, animal lover (most cats) Candy girl is on YouTube, Tiktok and Instagram! You loves and appreciates all her fans/supporters
by Leahashefanedits123 March 31, 2022
Get the Candy Girlmug. basically a term to describe an attractive, submissive, & breedable man. can also be used as a nickname for girls but thats overrated now.
by rlddleslxve May 22, 2023
Get the Baby Girlmug.