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two man

when a dude and a girl link up and he brings one of his mates and she brings one of her mates for him.
"yoo so yk how we r gonna meet on friday? imma bring one of my homegirls along do u got any cute mates for her so we could do a two man?"
"yeah ok bet i know a guy ill let him know now"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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The Griddy Man

The Griddy Man is a man who hits the griddy all day every day. He lives in GriddyTown and makes sure that everyone will hit the griddy there. Sometimes he leaves town to go to other towns to make sure they hit the griddy too. If you don't hit the griddy when he tells you to, then he might pay you a visit to your house late at night....
Bro 1: Yo this guy called The Griddy Man just sent me a text saying that if I don't hit the griddy then I will get a visit paid to me at my home tonight.

Bro 2: Bro that's the most dumb ahh stuff ever man. What can bro even do to you?

Bro 1: Well, I'm not sure. I live within 100 miles of GriddyTown so it could be serious.

Bro 2: Well it can't be that serious.

Bro 1: Hmmm, I guess you're right. Guess I'll just go to sleep now.

And later that night, Bro 1 got paid a visit by The Griddy Man and was never seen ever again...
by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024
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Speedo Man

A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.

He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.

Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.
by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024
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Man-Man

Man-Man is the name given to young ghetto-dwelling boys with violent tendencies. Typically caused by a lack of support from family or poor education. These men are usually referred to as future convicts and drug dealers.
Don't ever fight no nigga named man-man. He goin rock yo shit.
by Noatl January 15, 2024
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Moth Man

A guy who is always looking to spread his wings and seek the light in any given situation.
“Omg Cristina! Did you see Matt playing the guitar by the fire? He’s such a moth man!”
by ItWillNeverGetOld January 15, 2024
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The CarX Man

Ah, yes, the legendary CarX man, he can be one.

He will fucking fix your car, got some issues with squeaking brakes? Fuck that shit! The CarX man gives you lifetime brake warranty! He gets ALL car repairs, inside, outside, human organs in your trunk.

Just call CarX, from brakes to batteries, to oil to engine repairs! He fixes it all and right! Shannon needed a quality oil change she needed the right price, the CarX man offers FULL SERVICE OIL CHANGES! TOP QUALITY AND EASY ON YOUR WALLET!
Rattle rattle thunder clatter boom boom boom! Don’t worry call the CarX man!
by greengalaxio January 15, 2024
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the man broke the man he a joke

the man broke the man he a joke song called fake id
"girl i met this guy yeste-" "the man broke the man he a joke"
by SEUNGMINISYUMMY January 15, 2024
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