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dicks tits ass

a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.

NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)
by gcook September 25, 2006
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Ass armor

The stuff - mostly consisting of a wallet with credit cards, some documents, random paper such as a timetable or folded advertisments - neatly stored in the back pockets. At a certain point, the mass provides a hefty bulge on the buttocks, additional protection from blows as well as possible discomfort when sitting down.
Me: Man, can't you sit still, you're squirming all the time.
Friend: Just have to lose my ass armor. *pulls out a wallet*
by Mantaur May 12, 2010
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Ass Soup

A disgusting smell that lingers in an area that resembles the smell of sticking your nose in someone ass crack.
When Chad got up the chair smelt like Ass Soup
by vansus January 3, 2009
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shovel ass

a rude comment directed towards woman who get fucked in the ass hole multiple times a day
"wow..what a fucking shovel ass!"

"hey.. nice shovel ass"
by dick vandingo. March 27, 2009
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bone ass

the feeling you get from your first taste of yuengling (the best beer ever)!
this yuengling is bone ass!
by Mickipedia June 30, 2008
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Face ass

Someone who always does something basic and for attention
"My favorite Drake song is Marvin's Room"
"Shut your face ass up"
by Sweetbabyrays June 26, 2017
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ming-ass-titties

a leer ropsided conch.
Day'm dat nigga's got ming-ass-titties
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