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help my j key is broken

often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken.
wait how would you type it if its broken?
Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!
by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018
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slap the shit out of my titties

Not a real thing. Something that you make Amanda’s believe is a cool/modern phrase or slang for something that slaps. Or is fire. It is banging.

But I’m reality, not actually used by any person... EVER!
Hey bruh bruh. Did you hear that I convinced another Amanda that “slap the shit out of my titties” is something that young people use as slang for fire! How gullible!!!!
by SchtevieDeezNutz November 10, 2020
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does my crush like me

Yeah! Your crush loves you ! 😍😍❤️❤️ they are obsessed and want you badly🤤
You; *thinks* does my crush like me?

You: i like you
Your crush: i love you ..
by crushh March 16, 2021
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Put My Dick in a Bag of Doritos

When your girl wanna get freaky so you stick your dick into a bag of doritos and let your bitch suck the dust of the tip
" Babe I'm feeling a bit peckish" " what you want bella ? " " Got any chips ? " " Ahh I could put my dick in a bag of doritos and you could suck the dust of the tip ?"
by A$AP Fatty September 22, 2020
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my father went to get milk

when your dad leaves you because you've became a disappointment to this dumbass earth and your family. how could you be so useless?
my father went to get milk.... he never came back because im a useless nobody
by how to commit unalive part 1 January 20, 2022
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FLY AWAY MY LITTLE AKUMA

Something hawkmoth always fucking says every single time he sends an akuma to akumatize someone EVEN THOUGH HE WON'T FUCKING BEAT LADYBUG AND CHAT NOIR BUT HE'S A DUMBA-
"Fly away my little Akuma, and evilize them!"
by Deadn't June 3, 2021
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One Two Buckle My shoe

One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.
YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE
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