neverending beard of jesus himself

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

by Polish Sausage July 20, 2008

stumptown stash and beard collective

The Portland Oregon chapter of Beard Team USA founded by Brian J. Snoderly, Thomas Hughes, & now president Justin Cate.

Stumptown Stash and Beard Collective hosts the 2011 West Coast Beard & Mustache Championships.

by Sideshow Psycho Wax May 29, 2011

Help me grow my beard

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy

Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”

by anonymous August 28, 2021

Bearded Dragon Nibber Spibber

A lord of all evil.

Brodie fucking died from the Bearded Dragon nibber spibber

STOP YOUR MOTHER FUCKING NARRATION WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM TYPING RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID POO POO HEAD SHE ACTUALLY CARES EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP LIBERAL BADDABLU IS GOD AND VINNY IS ALSO GOD.

by Pega is shit June 29, 2018

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

by leighzil August 3, 2009

Bearded meme daddy

An attention seeking annoying person who clings to their kink to get people to like them. Constantly begs for money and nudes from women and thinks that he is entitled to both of these things. Generally unattractive with a weak jawline and straw like facial hair.

You're such a bearded meme daddy.

by UncleMiles May 6, 2017