Aka Repossession /parking enforcement type of self loading under reach configuration wrecker tow truck , method performed is Truck works very quickly to stab under vehicle activate L arms lift vehicle & vacate location before debtor/negligent driver can arrive & cause issue
Yo brah I saw the stab & grab truck scoop up Jamal’s Infiniti at zero dark thirty! Bank don’t play !
by Scratch Legba March 27, 2025
A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.
"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"
"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."
"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."
"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
by EMan2575 July 06, 2019
Any vehicle with a headlight out. If you tap the windshield, the driver owes you a beer. This can be also done with punch buggies, but it's a bit different.
"Beer truck! You owe me one!"
by @Hiphophead March 17, 2024
When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
by frishy August 30, 2022
by JLA75 July 24, 2024
When a woman is blowing three men, on her knees with two in front of her, she reaches through the legs of one to grab the third... She then "tow trucks" number 3 into the ass of the first or second make while continuing to finish the job
by Kaper101 January 05, 2022
Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
*and then you get left on read*
by Bigolbiddy May 05, 2021