Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.
Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.
by Poottiepoo August 23, 2016
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Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.
Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.
by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023
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Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen
by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023
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captain crunch hangover

You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.
Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.

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I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?
by SavvyRedhead July 08, 2015
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Captain of the Silly Team

One could be considered ‘captain of the silly team’ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.
Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!
by howiebling1 January 09, 2023
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friend zone captain

That guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with.
Why do I have to be a friend zone captain?? I ain't that ugly.
by P3N1S H3R0 November 17, 2016
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