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Captain Steve 02

One sexy hot rod that is in no way gay or homo.
Dane: Hey, isn't that kid gay or something?
Sharbach: Of course not! He is Captain Steve 02!
by sujan is dumb December 18, 2019
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Captain Faggle day

November 20th; celebrating the captain of the faggle nation.
by terps October 30, 2012
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Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.
Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.
by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023
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Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen
by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023
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Captain of the Silly Team

One could be considered ‘captain of the silly team’ if they are furiously inebriated at a function. Taking substances such as drugs or alcohol with the pals often cause users to act suspiciously silly, hence the inclusion of silliness in the name. You can also be considered Co-captain of the silly team, and any other rank can follow suit.
Dave was definitely the Captain of the Silly Team last night. My boy nearly tried to operate heavy machinery!
by howiebling1 January 8, 2023
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Captain B D

Captain of the GayNoggins, a father figure for all of us. He is respected by everyone and saves males from threats
Man, I met captain B D, he is so cool
by Randomguyfromspace October 27, 2022
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Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.
Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.
by Purple nurble February 8, 2022
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