a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
by bonzo970 July 11, 2011
Get the what the cow, man?!mug. 
When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
Get the Michigan Purple Cowmug. A description for a girl who has a butterface and a bad personality, making her appear as a cow of sorts.
by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022
Get the Mad Cow Diseasemug. by lookarobot April 18, 2010
Get the poking the angry cowmug. 
An person arguing with teamates in boss fight, or arguign with guild members.
An person looks stupid.
An person looks stupid.
by vereb July 12, 2021
Get the Dumbass fucking cowmug.