Break-Up Brownie

In a form of tactical antidisestablishmentarianism, in which a mentaly disturbed male/female in a relationship, who does not wish to participate in the relationship thus further, therefore will excrete faecal matter over the other partners torso area,
thus for making the other partner either excrutiatingly sexualy aroused, or will drive them off with the doo-doo smell.
The Brownie has a 50/50 chance of either.

Scenerio #1:
Person #1: I Brownied you so good!
Person #2: Yerh, it made me so horny when did you learn that?
Person #1: Well i got another one cookin so ile show you tonight if you like ;)

Scenerio #2
Person #1: hahahahaha my shit smell good?
Person #2: Fuck you its over!!!
Person #1" FUCK YES!!! My Break-Up Brownie WORKED!, **thank you urban dictionary you saved my life** :)

by someweido April 19, 2009

Stroke break

when a group of companions step outside for a quality smoke

hey man i had a shitty day wanna have a stroke break

by neeek September 16, 2006

break up beard

the very unattractive beard that guys grow for the month or two following a break up, usually with the guy getting cruelly dumped

Guy 1: I see Matt and Lucy broke up
Guy 2: How did you know that?
Guy 1: He's got a break up beard coming through

by SRVciple November 8, 2011

i need a break

Another form of "I'm cheating on you" said to lie to ones partner

What she says-"I think I need a break"
Means-"I have someone else, but I don't want to admit it"

by Fatjesus1313 May 30, 2017

break-even point

(n.) the level of output at which all costs are equal to revenue. There is niether profit nor a loss.

We make 500 cars a day and sell them for £10,000 each. The cost of making 500 cars in one day is £500,000 so we make no profit and no loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Tabasco Break up

Putting Tabsco sauce all over the exterior of a condum and having sex with your girlfriend, right before you break up.

Guy: "That bitch cheated on me"

Friend: " What did you do?"

Guy: "I gave that bitch a tabasco break up"

by KMobley December 28, 2009

break off some

To offer sex willingly

After Jimmy took his date to dinner, dancing and a late night latte, he knew his date would break him off some for his effort.

She felt obligated to break him off some after he dropped by and took her kids out to the park and movies.

by mb April 22, 2004