Morning Depression

It’s the morning and you probably recently woke up and you are feeling depressed and you know it’s just the sleep deprivation getting to you because it later gets replaced with actual depression.
“I’m feeling that morning depression right now”

I want to die but it’s just the morning depression getting to me”
by FlowerIsSoEpic February 23, 2022
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Morning Rot

When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”

“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
by abutthole March 11, 2024
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Good morning and god bless

When you go take a shit and bring coffe and breakfast into the bathroom
“I need the bathroom what are you doing

“I’m doing a Good morning and god bless I need like 20 more minuets”
by Nahb32 April 07, 2018
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good morning and god bless

The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.
by good morning and god bless April 07, 2018
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