What about Fat-Cock Self-Preservation Theory, Cody? What do you think of that one? The most profound and accurate conspiracy theory on the web!
Hym "How's this for a conspiracy theory: The accusations of liar and grifter do nothing to hurt right-wing pundits EXPLICITLY BECAUSE they aren't intended to hurt them but, rather, deflate the value of liar and grifter accusations in a deliberate attempt to cover for ineffective political opposition. Because sure you're calling them a liar and a grifter but if you can keep them in the forefront of people's minds you can keep out the MORE EFFECTIVE opposition out of the lime light and maintain the status quo. So, denigrating the political opposition ISN'T TO GET YOU TO STOP LISTENING TO JORDAN PETERSON... It to get you to focus on Jordan Peterson instead of me. Because he is harmless and ineffective and I am not."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Conspiracy theorymug. When a show or movie has the animated main character be an actor that plays the main role in every film in order to give the viewers a sense of false reality while creating the most legendary franchise (and fandom) ever.
e.g
person1 : "this new animated movie came out where the main character turns out to be an actor and has bloopers at the end"
person2 : Oh yeah that movie uses the barbie theory to engage the viewers more.
person1 : "this new animated movie came out where the main character turns out to be an actor and has bloopers at the end"
person2 : Oh yeah that movie uses the barbie theory to engage the viewers more.
by pole101 August 23, 2023
Get the The Barbie Theorymug. The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.
by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024
Get the George W. Bush Egg Theorymug. I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.
Youre just jealous!
I saw you looking at him!
Oh, greg...you are despicable!
Youre just jealous!
I saw you looking at him!
Oh, greg...you are despicable!
by ESPeciallyscientific April 18, 2018
Get the Dipshit Theorymug. An analytical framework first proposed by Sir Mix-a-lot postulating that all social institutions, laws, and mores are rooted in a reverence for booty.
Democrats and Republicans came together to recognize the importance of Critical Booty Theory as a framework for legislative decision making and adjudication in the legal system.
by Quan Master Quan July 12, 2021
Get the Critical Booty Theorymug. Nonononononono... Not talk bitch. And even if it is, we all watched my words bend reality across the globe.
Hym "99% theory. 1% potential for practical application. And as far as needing to talk to people who have done things is concerned, no. I don't. If what I'm saying it is concordant with objective reality then I am CORRECT. Yours if literally an apeal to anecdote. 'You have to accept the anecdotal experience of people regardless of whether or not it's consistent with what generally happens in reality.' Wrong! No I don't. The inverse is actually true. If what generally happens is inconsistent with your anecdotal experience, you need to cede your anecdotal experience as evidence."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
Get the Theorymug. “Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”
“It’s the Desi connection theory”
“It’s the Desi connection theory”
by YumiYumiNoMi January 10, 2023
Get the The Desi connection theorymug.