Coach Block

When a baseball player's conversation with a college coach is interrupted by another player. Similar to the "Cock Block".

Mike: "Chris is over there talking to Coach Holbrook from South Carolina, should I go over there and introduce myself?"

James: "Don't coach block him dude, maybe if you started raking like Chris he would show some interest!"

by BaseballParks8 August 4, 2012

Brock blocked

When a pro athlete's starting job is no longer available after returning from injury.

Jimmy G was proud he would be able to return for the playoffs, turns out he was Brock blocked!

by Clone49 January 10, 2023

Rage Blocked

When your customer blocks your phone number due to receiving 5 SPAM calls immediately prior to your scheduled call.

Brad "rage blocked" my cell because he was tired of getting notice for his credit card balances, IRS late payments, and free medical equipment.

by jcdrunner April 9, 2019

Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.

"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."

by Unarmedanddangerous September 20, 2015

Artist Block

When you can’t get an idea of what to draw or paint. Your mind is in a complete blank.

Every artist gets an Artist Block at some point in there life.

by Themostawesomekid June 21, 2020

Laugh blocking

When a guy goes in for a kiss and gets blocked by the other because they won’t stop laughing.

I tried to kiss Emily, but she’s totally laugh blocked me!

Laugh Blocking sucks fat black cocks!

by Swaggyinabaggy246810 September 13, 2018

cheese block

1. A block of cheese (see ghetto-cheese)

Curtis left a cheese block in his locker throughout his entire high school career. The result? Horrifying.

by derfsup January 31, 2007