dirty mouth wash

when you piss in a persons mouth then put your dick in there

man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash

kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle

man: pulls out gun

kid: oh shit

by ting ling 69 April 8, 2022

Brain washed

To believe anything so strongly that you're unwilling to hear any opinion that contradicts it. You believe and have complete faith in something because that's what you were told to believe.

Karen: i only listen to CNN
Tim: i only listen to FOX
Bill: you're both brain washed

by Blue shirt guy July 21, 2022

Washed

When you can't hit for shit when your botting

I am so washed, I hit 0 pairs with wrath on the Yeezy supply drop today.

by washedbotter June 22, 2021

Eye Wash Station

When you're about to cum, you put your dickhole right on her eye and blast.

Last night Ashley never saw that eye wash station coming, now she won't see anything coming for a while.

by 666tacos April 10, 2019

Power washed

When you get all set up and comfy that a lover wants to get serious and they blow you off.

I was completely power washed by him.

by Eyecart October 29, 2017

Wash Dem Dishes

A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina

Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes

by President Nick February 17, 2014

Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019