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Horny Matt

send dick pics to mad girls but never hook up
i swear mike keene is a horny matt
by Mikeybikey69 January 4, 2020
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Pulling a Matt

A colloquial term referring to the act of aggressively or violently assaulting an acquaintance, associate, or individual within one's social circle for trivial or inconsequential reasons.

This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.
Example 1
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"

"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"

Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."
by Big Wall-E January 13, 2025
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Pulling a matt

Pulling a matt is when your just born a fucking pussy amd always make up excuses to not do things, or just slack off and always be on there phone.
Person 1: wow that guys been on his phone all morning and hasn't done any work!

Person 2: wow ya he has been, must be pulling a matt!
by Unknown pussy April 12, 2022
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matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes
Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.
by josh eggil April 25, 2011
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Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
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Matt

matt is a fat neek that all that has to be said.
by lottielovescock69 October 9, 2020
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Matt Koebel

The next chapter in fat fucks in the small hick town of Funkytown. Randall, the predecessor of the fat fucks is now retired from this chapter. Koebel is the new fat fuck in town.
Wow he really slimmed down, guess that makes you the new fat fuck Matt Koebel!!!
by Billy Daweson November 2, 2010
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