Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?
Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.
Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023
Get the Your mum jokesmug. by Plankingplonker69 June 10, 2018
Get the Mumsmug. 1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"
You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020
Get the Your mummug. The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.
"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."
by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013
Get the The Mumsmug. by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
Get the your mummug. 
by catso200 October 31, 2022
Get the YOUR MUMmug.