Gay lord

Dawson is a gay lord because he fucks guys online for fun

Me: is that Dawson the gay lord?
Random: yes he slept with my boyfriend and cheated on his girlfriend

by I love Jake October 7, 2019

Lord longdong

Master of the dongs, long dong is a bad mofo, don’t take shit from nobody, he will stick is king shaft right in the middle of a argument and let his shaft be heard.

That boy lord longdong just aggressively pelvic thrusted the chess board

by The all knowing hades April 8, 2022

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Meme lord

PewDiePie

PewDiePie is the meme lord of a 9 year old army

by Obscurissimus April 7, 2019

Lord berry

A fun, sweet, nice person who is awesome and Funny and cool and smart and is a lord.

Omg ! That is so lord berry

by Knee pseudonym June 5, 2021

Lord Of Cucks

When your friend purposely gets you killed in a video game in the most cucking way possible.

Hey henry, the door is over there . The killer left so hurry and escape, I’ll escape theough this hatch here.......what are you.... why are you running towards me and not the door * killer behind him stabs me*. You’re a fucking Lord of Cucks.

by StonedSamuri February 26, 2018

Lobster Lady/Lord

The leader of an online army (found on Discord), the Lobster Legion. As per the title, is not restricted to female. The current leader is a Lobster Lady which is why it is defaulted to this.
The Lobster Lady makes all final calls in the Legion and is basically like an army commander. The next rank down from the Lobster Lady is Lobster Centurion.

Frequently states random variations of the word, 'lobster.' Example: 'lober'

Lobster Centurion: Just listen to the Lobster Lady/Lord.
Lobster Legionnaire: Who is the Lobster Lady/Lord?
Lobster Lady/Lord: lober

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023