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Moon Gooning

When you go into the woods with a bunch of Natives at midnight and goon everywhere with buffalo skulls and elk blood.
John: "Hey did you go Moon Gooning last night?"

Jack: "Yeah, Eagle Eye of the Navajo brought me into the woods and we did a shit ton of Peyote."
by LashedSauce8588 November 18, 2023
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What the Goon?

A phrase you use when a goon or a goontarded individual is acting up.
Jimmy: I’m going to spray my goon all over you
Eduardo: What the Goon?!?
by Schlawgertron February 10, 2024
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Goon Stick

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.
I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!
by goonerstick December 14, 2023
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Balkan mango goon

an activity where you insert a whole mango as an anal plug and you aggressively listen to mango or balkan rage phonk on full blast while you proceed to goon as quickly and as forcefully as you can to achieve the epitome of pleasure
"I cant wait to balkan mango goon when i get home!"
by oshiiii December 20, 2024
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Gooning

A word that no definition in Urban Dictionary seems to get right. Gooning means intense masturbation.
i'm gooning
by the random. October 14, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

A masculine term: Gooning at very high and difficult to achieve speeds whilst utilising a flicking motion against the Meatus of one's penis to achieve hyperstimulation. This technique has notoriously been said to be near impossible to consistently master, as it requires perfect sync between the user's ring and index finger. Flicker gooning is seen as an expert class technique among professional underground gooncaves.
"Maaaaan... I can't wait to learn flicker gooning.. it'd be a nice way to pass the class time.."
by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024
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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 16, 2025
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