normal face

The back of one's head. When someone says something unbelievably stupid, it is often a good idea to show them your normal face. You can proclaim "this is my normal face" and then procede to turn around, or just jump right into the turning around of the head, it's your choice. "Normal" can be applied to mean the back of anything, for example, backhanding someone would be showing them your "normal hand," or whipping out your penis in public could be considered showing someone your "normal ass."

Tim-Billy, you smile all the time.
Billy-No, I don't.
Tim-You're smiling right now!
Billy-I'll show you my normal face! (turns around)
Tim-...dammit Billy.

by Kenndawg February 21, 2006

punch in the face

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.

Rick was being a wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.

by Bagelhat October 20, 2010

My Face

combination of my space and face book

i have my face

by ~I`D`K~ October 20, 2008

Train Face

An ill grimace used to deter potentially harmful and unwanted train passengers from invading your personal space while commuting on the train.

Yeah...I'm already on my way, Chief. You should see this primo trim on the train right now! I'd step to her to say what's up, except I'm still half-hammered and didn't shower yet.

...plus she's got the TRAIN FACE in full effect. I'll just perv out on yo' moms when I swing through instead. Peace.

by BigErn May 8, 2008

cutie face

expression used for someone who is absolutely adorable

brandon, you are such a cutie face and i am in love with you, baby

by ashleybee November 30, 2007

shit faced

When you drink so much that you end up using the toilet with your face - instead of shitting with your ass, one shits (pukes) with their face. This usually occurs at the end of a drinking binge or as part of the hangover experience.

"Lets go out and get shit faced!"

by five5rivers August 3, 2007

Kissy Face

A sure tail sign that the person making this face's IQ is below 100, and is a whore / slut.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM4z8vRiljs

"Antonette and Annamaria think that the kissy face makes them sexy. In reality, It makes them look like fucktards."

by youwannaknowit123 September 20, 2009