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canada

the land of syrup slurpers, geese, meese, tim hortons, maple syrup, and poutine
person a: wow! canada is great!
person b: what about the geese?
by emocanadianlmaoo December 18, 2023
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Canada

I would like to tell all US residents that Canada is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.
Life in Canada has much in common with life in the USA, but there is one very significant difference: it is much, much better.
It's such a pleasure to live in Canada.
by un chien canadienne July 21, 2022
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Canada

The land of sorry, worse french, and maple syrup.

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by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022
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Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.
"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"
by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018
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Canada's History

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers
Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.
by colbert nation's army February 4, 2010
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Canada

A horrifying and cold country with rampant maple leafs and hockey players. All entry into the country is currently forbidden, not so much because of the pandemic but because they are currently plotting world domination and are fed up.
Canada: “EVERYONE STAY OUT OF OUR COUNTRY. We are tired of your shit.”
by superevilgenius April 17, 2021
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Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.
Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!
by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010
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