water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

Girl"did you bring the water balloon thing guy?"

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

Baby Thing

A baby, toddler, child.

Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope she will not be crabby today.

by 302FordGirl July 20, 2008

I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.

Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.

by T-mun E September 19, 2022

do things

(v.) the act of performing sex acts viewed as heinous, dirty, and vile, even if they’re not, acts that might lead to Damnation. Usually said by a sexually shy or inexperienced person, or by most anyone when not in a private setting. Can be used to excite sexual arousal.

“He made me…do things…to him….”

“Wanna go do things in the tool shed?”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

flippy thing

Also known as a dick when not in an erection.

Your flippy thing is wet.

by Adolf Feldkamp August 10, 2018

thing

thing is a hand that love to flip you off. aka Wednesdays ans ester.

the thing that has a crush on you

by cccclliiiiimmu January 23, 2023

Typey Typey Thing

Programming.

"Morgan, you should do the typey typey thing!"

by seancuk August 31, 2021