A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.
Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.
Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.
Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
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