Taco Mafia

A high-class group of young men who are well known for their generous contributions to the education of underprivlaged hispanic children

"The Taco Mafia is by far the best group eva; far better then the asian chopstick mafia."

by Monkeyman November 14, 2003

Dick taco

A dick taco

Yo that's a dick taco

by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

gaping taco

an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor

i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro

by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015

boi taco

Verb: When a homosexual man fills his husband’s, boyfriend’s and/or fuck buddy’s butt crack with taco toppings (beef, cheese, lettuce, tomato, sour cream etc.) and begins to eat same with tongue until completely gone.

“I ate Keith’s boi taco last night and it drove him wild”

by Touch my Grundle June 20, 2018

discretionary taco

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!

"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"

by Ozzwepay April 17, 2010

Taco Humper

Someone that stoops so low that they have sex with mexican chicks.

I'd rather go to jail and take it in the can from Bubba than be a Taco Humper.

by Das_Auto April 16, 2011

taco drip

Excessive vaginal secretions.

"Sarah had some serious taco drip last night. It looked like someone blew their nose down there."

by xcharlie May 24, 2014