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Sussex Squad

The Sussex Squad is a fanatical cult of low IQ sycophants who idolise Meghan Markle for no other reason than she has a small percentage of mixed-race genes and managed to bag a British prince.

Sometimes known as Markle's Sewer Rats, the Squad comprises a highly coordinated network of paid posters and bot farms aiming to intimidate, defame, threaten and spread misinformation about the British Royal Family.

The Sussex Squad are Meghan Markle's "Personal Hate Army" of largely rabid insane bullies and immoral hate-filled individuals. Their sole purpose is to avenge all those who call out Markle's exploitation of others for personal gain and reveal her fraudulent claims for her own impoverished achievements.
Members are characterised by their inability to distinguish fact from fiction and truth from lies. To join, they must be be complete fantasists capable of making up wild stories about the Royal Family and showing devotion to all things Meghan. To become fully qualified and thus recognised as "human garbage," they must be able to troll, harass, stalk, mock, dox and spew hateful rhetoric to anyone who disagrees.

The Squad's activities involve regular devotion to images of a much younger Meghan Markle (early Suits/Reitman's era), obsessive downloading of podcasts and videos in which she features, and daily obeisance to lie-filled sermons about her on social media.
The Sussex Squad are a saccharine over-dosed army of sinister trolls and junkies commonly found wearing greasy weaves and eating crayons.
by @Observer88 March 29, 2024
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Nerd squad

A combo of two hobbits, a peanut and a moron hazelnut-head. Typically they originate in the furthest lands of the Germanian and Italian deserts. Tasty as a milkshake made of farty poop and dwarf's boogers.
Those four are the typical nerd squad you should watch out from
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blonde squad

A group of immensely sexy girls that all have a similarity of blonde hair. They are all amazing and tend to blind people with how beautiful they are. It's not easy being a part of blonde squad because people are always watching you, hoping to pick up or learn to be as amazing, sexy, perfect, as the blonde squad. Typically, blonde squad members are indefinitely gorgeous and can eat a bunch of food without putting on weight. On average, members eat 3 cookies a day and 2 bowls of pineapple.
Girl 1:"OMG, is that the blonde squad?"
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Girl 1:"I wish IIIII was part of the blonde squad"
by blondeeeeeeeee December 14, 2017
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The Loser Squad

The loser squad is made up of an undetermined amount of people, anywhere from 10, to 500, the leader can sometimes be a Vanessa or a Juice lenethy. They are great being with powers to be the most obnoxious and can do nearly anything, most of them are furries. ew. or artists wowo. Congrats, the more you know.
The Loser Squad walked onto campus and everyone started to die.
by KeirTheKing July 8, 2018
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monkey squad beam

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by ContentStatic March 10, 2022
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Squirtle squad

Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad
I did it with a guy last night and Squirtle squad him
by Igodless July 18, 2024
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gaffer squad

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by myoin July 23, 2021
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