spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a bite less blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I pit a spider gag on him. (Also good for him to give a proper face fucking!)

by anonymous August 14, 2024

The Spider-Man

An uncontrollable act in which you cum and your cum is so sticky and thick to where it almost looks like a spider web. You can also call this the snot web in certain cases

“Ah dude I did the spider-man with carrisa last night and she puked because of how it looked and felt”

by KoreanFartGoblin February 26, 2020

Spider Food Obsession

The inability to control ones urge to purchase Power Scrolls on Ultima Online Forever no matter how small the quantity.

Sniffles went 5 hours out of his way to buy 1 Powerscroll last night. That guy has major Spider food obsession. He isn’t even good at the game.

by Clars800 February 23, 2021

metro spider

(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)

“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “

“Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”

by Richardmille December 1, 2022

Spider Mun

A Jamaican knock-off of the well known Spiderman in marvel movies such as "Mr. Stark I don't feel so good!"

Ex: "At least that Spider Mun doesn't have 45 million fucking remakes!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018

Spider

Noun - A drink containing a carbonated drink (soft drink/fizzy drink/soda/pop/bubbly/etc) and ice cream.
By adding ice cream to this drink, it creates bubbles from the carbonation for some reason and it tastes good :)

1 - Hey, it's pretty hot right now, wanna make spiders?

2 - I love drinking spiders 😋

3 - Spiders are delicious!

4 - I hate spiders, but *spiders*... spiders taste good.

5 - im loue spidere un quatro, un melisia spooder 🫡🫡🫡 el taco ues?

6 - Here, have a spider!

by NotKoreSharp May 25, 2023

Glitter spider

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and throws glitter over the cum.

He glitter spidered my face last night

by Haha hahaha September 2, 2020