socially dead

- A person who doesn't give a shit about other people, rarely talks to anyone in person (and does laconically if so), and often has only one or zero friends. May appear distant, aloof and unemotional to others. Although most of them are somewhat active on the internet, some socially dead people may have vanished completely from social media, or rarely leave their home other than for errands or appointments. Only opens up to people they really, really like, although one has to know how to access them the right way, and this is a hard process. They can seem intriguing and distant at first, but if they ever open up, they are often interesting, intelligent and beautiful souls. This behavior can sometimes be caused by traumatic life events, teenage angst, misanthropy, existential crisis, depression, severe anxiety, mental illness, or the person is just "that way". Main characteristic of Schizoid Personality Disorder. May or may not be asexual.

- Someone who is remarkably slow to reply to text messages due to being frequently offline or distracted, much to the extreme frustration of people who keep trying to talk to them.

also see schizoid, loner, lone wolf, hermit or hikikomori

Yoann: What happened to you Jin? You seem so socially dead. You used to be so fun to stick around, but now....

*1 month later*

Yoann: Damn, he hasn't replied yet...I miss him.

Jin: hey

Yoann: Oh, hey! Finally, you texted back...

*2 weeks later, Jin still hasn't replied*

Ryan: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

by Mr Laiuo May 2, 2018

Social Baby

A phenomenon in which two or more people combine their attitudes toward engagement with others to create a unique space for communication and external meta-cognition, which is systematically fed to different groups in order to affect change on a grand, hierarchical scale.

"Dude, wanna get together and make a social baby?"
"Yeah man, for sure!"

by old fruit March 9, 2013

Social media

A word that boomers use to Reference the internet.

In my day we didn’t have any social media. We had sticks.

by Mr.dine June 11, 2020

social outcast

a "social outcast" like me for instance a loner who doesn't know how to socialize or make friends or the different person who's views are strong and in depth or live in sort of a different time period like I'm a huge music fan i hate most new music and smart as far as math history and much more large areas like those a lot of people like me also have a hackers mentality such as i am smarter than the average person we also fall in the habit of drugs such as i do at lest 3 different drugs including alcohol and this is just my description for social outcast

different odd loner anti-social "social outcast"

by the anti-social August 14, 2011

social worker

Somebody at your job that spends more time on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter than they do performing the tasks they are responsible for.

"Jeffrey is such a social worker. He tweets about random bullshit instead of working on the grill."

by Jimmacone August 9, 2009

social investment

Doing certain activities that places you in better social standing among your peers

He made some social investment today; he bought tacos for all of us

by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007

Social parasite

A blurted suddle point or opinion that has some basis of truth but is usually derogatory in nature. Usually given by hard harted persons just to gain social acceptance at the expense of others.

Sometimes reffered to as parasite.

Joe thinks he's cool. But I hate hanging arround a social parasite.

by RJ September 4, 2004