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Simp

simp is english for shlop. shlop is welsh. shlop is also ryan in english but we're not gonna talk about that
simp means a person who's just. simping.
here is a conversation that actually happened.
"don't growl at me"
"I'm sorry. forgive me queen"
"you're forgiven"
"thank you queen"
can you see who the simp is?
by yeetusimp April 1, 2020
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Simp

Simp:
THE word simp is originally source from the Roman empire of sanji. The definition of simp is when a nigga catches feeling for a woman and treats her different than the homies. There has been an article written by a master called diour, Diour narrated that the first guy that got caught simpin was a nigger by the name of Amir. Legends say that this nigger "Amir" is still simpin up to this day.
This nigger amir got caught simpin
by Christopher Sanji the 1st June 25, 2020
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SIMP NATION

MATTHEW JACOB WENZEL AKA SUPREME DREW AKA MILK BOY
by fuckmatthew April 2, 2020
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Female simp

Isba is a female simp bro
by Shiscobop May 26, 2020
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major simp

Idubbbz. That is what it means basically.
Eeeeeee! Udubs is major simp.
by Stickyboi100 May 13, 2020
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CEO of simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl

Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
by u456789123741852963 June 3, 2020
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simp fit

when a person takes a fit which is that of pathetic and over something simple. aka. andymac, che and lewis after having a nibbles.
For fucksake!!!! *throws food over wall because it is finished*- this is a simp fit
by lewis1234 December 24, 2008
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