Tuskegee Puppet Show

when one male inadvertantly catches another male jacking off he has been given a "Tuskegee Puppet Show". This move can also be construed as an offensive tactic by a male a la an armadillo to shock an impending practical joke and subvert it.
"I was getting ready to toss a firecracker into Strouse's shower but he saw me sneaking up his steps and set me up with a Tuskegee Puppet Show."
by Chunky Lou May 07, 2008
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Show me a band

Simply someone who has lots of money but never has more than 3 cash. Your typical thug who never does work in class
by Mehkis stalker November 23, 2021
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No Show Without Punch

The response to a listener, who on hearing a story feels that they must interject with a similar comment, or an inference that they are also subjected to a similar environmental variable. Usually this will be more intense the original commentator. The meaning originates from the Punch and Judy shows which have their root in 16th-century Italian commedia dell'arte. The reference being that without the responder, the show cannot go on.
'Oh my god, I had a power cut last night. I tripped and stubbed my toe'. 'Well, we had a power cut and I fell and broke my collarbone.' 'Really, well I suppose there is no show without punch'

OR

'I have a sore throat'. 'Well, i have a sore throat AND I've gone blind.' 'Well, there is no show without punch'
by Garfunkal January 13, 2010
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gong show monkey

a person who lives the hockey lifestyle in every sense of the word.
Dude, Kevin is always at the rink, practicing his shot. What a gong show monkey!
by slapshot August 20, 2008
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Caribbean Boat Show

When two guys both show their wieners to an unsuspecting lady at the same time.
Dude, you should have been at the bar last night. We totally gave this girl the Caribbean Boat Show!
by SkaIsStillCool November 08, 2009
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gong-show

Something that is terribly easy, boring or pointless.
This group's a gong-show, we never do anything...

School is such a gong-show.
by Iwata August 23, 2008
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Dolphin Show

Any situation that exists despite blatant, ill-conceived protests to the contrary.
While she sat in the front row at 6 Flags watching the dolphins swim by, Mary could not help but exclaim to the boyfriend who was paying no attention to her, "This is not a dolphin show."
by InstantRamen February 09, 2010
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