guinea pig

1. A cute rodent often owned by 7 year olds.

2. A test subject for something.

3. The act of posting a link on AIM because your too lazy to open up Internet Explorer.

1. "My daughter has the sweetest guinea pig, it's so fluffy!"

2. "Well, we used your new Escalade as a guinea pig for our new paint."

3. "screename: Hey man I'm too lazy to click around so www.urbandictionary.com
screename2: Pft, your such a guinea pigger"

by FastEddie July 24, 2006

pig heart

When you half-wrap your cock under your ball skin and pop one ball out the side to make it look like a fat vein and chamber and proceed to squeeze it underneath to make it beat like a pig's heart

Your mom said she loved pork so I showed her my pig heart

by Lasagna June 22, 2008

Ass Pig

A Word Also Used To Describe Daniel Kean, The Ass Pig Of 2009...:)Who Enjoys Taking It Up The Ass.. Funily Enough (:

Ohh My God Niko! Your Such A Curry Bum Nugget!! Not As Bad As Daniel Kean Tho.. Hees Such An Ass Pig... He Told Me How He Takes It Up The Ass... Like An Ass Pig..(:

by Rawx771 May 4, 2009

pig roast

Similar to the Eiffel Tower, the pig roast involves two men and one woman; the woman is taking it in the mouth and pussy or ass. However, instead of the men high-fiving over the woman, they rotate the woman as if she were a pig being roasted over a fire.

Pig roasting her made me a man.

by Gupta Pause October 11, 2008

Pigs in a blanket

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out as quickly as possibly. The suction pulls out the lining of her colon around your dick making it look like a pig in a blanket. Later she must have it sewn back in.

I just pulled the pigs in a blanket on my girlfriend. She's goin in for surgery tomorrow.

by Vergalicious February 19, 2008

pig josh

Yeh man...totally agree, small cock too.and a shite pulland im talking from hexperience here ladees (and he has also been known to like it up the battyfour kittens died that dayso guys watch out too)

ur a monger ur fat ur a pig and u like it up the batty...you josh!!!

by osknns April 29, 2005

Pig Cleavage

What you are supposed to shout when you see a woman who looks like a farm animal who is also wearing a low cut shirt. Usually she'll have that weird rash right above it.

"Dude why is that awful looking woman presenting?"

"PIG CLEAVAGE!"

by Team Clud January 28, 2010