ass pee 

noun: a kind of diarrhea that makes a squirt sound as it comes out. Sometimes, a faint splashing noise can be heard.

Aw man, I gotta go home and take an ass pee.

ass pee by Angdydrew March 16, 2005

Phantom Pee 

when you think you have to urinate, yet, your body cannot physically produce urine.

"omg, i have to pee so bad." go for a pee. "BUT NOTHING IS COMING OUT!" ... that's a phantom pee.

Phantom Pee by that's what's up September 12, 2010

Nathans Pee Pee 

Very small and skinny pee pee, kind of curled up. If you get to close it gets scared and curls up even more.

"Wow did you see Nathans pee pee, it looks like a small tic tac!"

Nathans Pee Pee by tiiillleerrr May 17, 2018

Public Pee Syndrome 

Shortened to PPS, Public Pee Syndrome occurs when you need to pee but can't because other people are watching or listening.

"Dude I've got Public Pee Syndrome like a motherfucker, stop looking at me!"

Public Pee Syndrome by John Kelly Watson August 20, 2007

awkward pee dance 

A combination of the awkward flamingo and the classic Pee Dance. To accomplish this, an awkward situation must be present, and the intense desire to run away. Stand with knees slightly bent in, one more crossed than the other and hold your hands at your crotch (as if about to pee self). Rock back and forth while backing away slowly. Optional: Hands in back pocket and sharp intake of breath.

Aidan, what do you do when you feel awkward?
Awkward Pee Dance.

awkward pee dance by Hinnnd January 19, 2009

white pee 

Yet another term for your man-juice.

Your mom could help me make the white pee anytime!

white pee by tarsus July 7, 2006

M.C. Pee Pants 

Award Winning HipHop/Rap Artist.
Wrote the hit single "I want Candy"

I want Candy, Bubble Gum and Taffy..

M.C. Pee Pants by Kyle Fuentes April 4, 2005