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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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why doesen't she text me back?

You will find some one better!
1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)
by Madderfackker March 21, 2018
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It's Because why, "why" ends on a "Y"

It comes from Bulgarian, It's used to answer something you don't want to give the answer to. This is a litteral translation of the phrase.

Note: It's very childish to say something like that, It's like using the phrase "no u", one of the reasons It's used is because It rhymes.
Some Guy: Why won't you ever answer any question with an actual answer?
Other Guy: It's Because why, "why" ends on a "Y"
by UglyFatBoy98 April 29, 2020
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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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why the goat?

because the lamb has already been slain, and their are alot of goats.
sooooo. why the goat? because i dont know how to ask for forgiveness.
by AlliedApe October 27, 2021
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why

an interrogative adverb that asks the question of for what reason
Billy: “why do people like ostriches?“
Bob: “well, you see, little billy, ostriches are superior to the human race
by all hail ostriches 🕺 December 2, 2023
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WHY DID U REDEEM IT!!

This phrase originated from a youtube video about scambaiting a Indian scammer, by the youtuber Kitboga.
Its usually used to make fun of Indians and thier accent.
person 1 :"Guys dis chair is so com-for-table" in a Indian accent
person 2: "com-for-table? Do You also want butter chickin? WHY DID U REDEEM IT!!" all in a Indian accent
by Mename2.0 March 11, 2025
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